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Only in Texas
This
is a must read for all Texans, used-to-be Texans, adopted Texans or
wanna-be Texans:
Just Texas
Pep, Texas
79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
What about Happy, Texas??
Love the sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
Want something
to eat?
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
Pearland, Texas 77581
Orange, Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Cleveland, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448
Pittsburg, Texas 75686
Newark, Texas 76071
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Pasadena, Texas 77506
Columbus, Texas 78934
Feel like traveling outside the country?
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt, Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Italy, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Palestine, Texas 75801
No need
to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse,
Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031
We have a city named after our state:
Texas City, Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567
Like to
read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas 76878
Goliad, Texas 77963
Alam, Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City, Texas 75156
Robert Lee, Texas 76945
Need
Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Want to go into outer space?
Venus, Texas 76084
Mars, Texas 79062
You
guessed it. It's on the state line.
Texline, Texas 79087
For the
kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560
Other
city names in Texas, to make you smile......
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
And
last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662
And our
favorites...
Cut and Shoot, Texas 77303
Gun Barrel City, Texas 75147
Ding Dong, Texas
West, Texas (it’s in Central Texas )
and, of course,
Muleshoe, Texas 79347
Here is
what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance
and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas;
If you've worn shorts and a parka at
the same time, you may live in Texas
If you've had a lengthy telephone
conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Texas
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Texas
If you measure distance in hours, you
may live in Texas
If you know several people who have hit a
deer more than once, you may live
in Texas
If you install security lights on your
house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Texas
If you carry jumper cables in your
car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is
55 mph --you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live
in Texas
If you find 60 degrees 'a little
chilly,' you may live in Texas
If you actually understand these
jokes, and share them with all your Texas
friends, you definitely live in Texas
..
Here
are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas.
1... Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles
2... Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles
3... El Paso is closer to California
than to Dallas
4… World's first rodeo was in Pecos ,
July 4, 1883.
5… The Flagship
Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel
in North America built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike -2008!
6… The Heisman
Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach
at Rice University in Houston.
7... Brazoria
County has more species of birds than any other area in North America.
8... Aransas
Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only
remaining flock of whooping cranes.
9… Jalapeno
jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
10… The worst
natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a
hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives
were lost on Galveston Island.
11… The first
word spoken from the moon, July 20,1969, was " Houston," but
the space center was actually in
Clear Lake City at the time.
12... King Ranch
in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island..
13... Tropical
Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43' in 24
hours in and around Alvin in July of
1979...
14... Texas is
the only state to enter the U.S. by
TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter
the Union) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the
same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.
15... A Live Oak
tree near Fulton is estimated to be
1500 years old.
16… Caddo Lake
is the only natural lake in the state.
17... Dr Pepper
was invented in Waco in 1885. There
is no period in Dr Pepper..
18… Texas has
had six capital cities:
Washington -on- the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston ,Velasco, West Columbia
and Austin ..
19... The
Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is
taller than the Capitol Building in
Washington DC (by 7 feet).
20. The San
Jacinto Monument is the tallest freestanding monument in the
world and it is taller than the
Washington monument.
21. The name 'Texas'
comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning
friends. Tejas is not Spanish for
Texas.
22. The State
Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about
the armadillo is they always have
four babies. They have one egg, which
splits into four, and they either
have four males or four females.).
23. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome
in Houston.
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails
Church in Fairlie, Texas:
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another
fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer
buddy's stuff.
Y'all git
all that?
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth.
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